Cancellation Policy

All reservations require the first night’s deposit so we know you aren’t trying to play a joke on us. There is a $20 cancellation fee if you cancel your reservation at least 8 days in advance. You can think of it as a penalty for telling a bad joke, but it’s really to cover our third party reservation fees. No deposits will be refunded for cancellations within a week of your scheduled arrival, and no refunds will be issued after check-in because…. well… it’s not a happy place if you're not here. There are no exceptions — not even for the death of your beloved pet gerbil, no matter how precious he was.  God rest his little soul.